Things we want to take from our travels…

  1. The Bum Gun
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It’s the future…

I’m a convert – it took a while, but now I’m a bum gun evangelist. It cuts down on the need for paper and is just better in every way, apart from it your aim’s a bit off and you blast yourself in the balls. Just need to find a way of making sure the water it fires isn’t freezing cold or boiling hot when we unleash it on the UK…

2) A scooter:

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And it’s not just because they make Lisa feel ‘street’; they’re fun and great to ride, as long as you don’t act like a bellend 🙂

Plus it also means you no longer need a car…

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3) Sky Train:

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Mainly because it makes me feel like I’m in a movie like Blade Runner. I especially love it at night – wandering around Bangkok while the trains swoop quietly overhead. All cities, towns & villages should have one – can’t see any planning issues with this.

4) Pestle & mortar:

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A big, heavy one made of stone. In reality we’d probably never use it, but it’d be useful for whacking burglars over the head with.

5) Hammocks…

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Because it’d be just like this in the British summer…

 

To be continued…

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